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“Decent grammar, no spelling errors.”
—Lucy Kuppler, Patricia’s 12th grade English teacher.

“What’s THE OH ZONE?”
—Ralph Nader

“Reading THE OH ZONE probably wouldn’t hurt the economy.”
—Alan Greenspan.

“This is the funniest stuff I’ve ever read. The author should be vindicated. Uh, syndicated.”
—Wenson Marks, Patricia’s tax attorney